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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… he is forced to check it with baggage anytime he flies."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… that in Asia his ejaculations are known as monsoons."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… he once tittie fucked the Statue of Liberty while standing on the shore of Battery Park."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… he is only legally allowed to give sperm samples while at a gun range."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… researchers have concluded that it’s the leading reason why so many pirates have eye patches and peg legs."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… he nicknamed its head the “One Eyed Horny Flying Purple People Eater."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… it once challenged Muhammad Ali to a fight and he’s been shaking with fear ever since."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… the United Kingdom has recruited one of his sperms for their Olympic swim team in hopes of beating Michael Phelps."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… Guy Fieri once saw it and shouted, “WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!"

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… it was once cast as Danny Devito’s long lost twin brother."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… even Chopper is afraid to sick his balls."

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"LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… John Travolta once tried to give it a bear hug but couldn’t wrap his arms all the way around it."